The whole news situation

As you probably know if you've looked at our about page, no information about the
weird happenings in Wimbleldimble get to the outside world but what Emily didn't include
is that even our own newspaper fails to properly inform us about anything really.
The situation is, that even even the really old articles from like the late 19th century
don't really explain or go in depth about what they're talking about (if they are talking about it at all).
For example, the situation with this weird liquid, there was only this
little article about it if you could even call it that from the old newspapers that we found.
It's like these journalists didn't care about what they were talking about or somethin
And something else, only the first of the missing cases could be read about on our newspaper
and we found out about it because of all the worried relativs. Most likey someone.
doesn't want even us to know anything, wether it's the people behind our newspaper or someone else.
All that is making our research a LOT harder and it kind of seems like as if someone
wanted this to happen, but sadly we don't know who yet. This isn't really research stuff but Emily
doesn't allow me to edit the pages she made so I added it here as I think this is
pretty important to know.

The timespan(?)

From our research, especially from those rather useless newspaper articles
(that we still need to put on here), we have found out that these weird things have probably
started around the very late 19th century but we don't know the exact date. But that means
that these shenanigans as I like that call them weren't always happening here.

How do you even title this

So, recently at the time of writing this Naru went to go grocery shopping but on her way home she got attacked by something
we don't know what as we weren't there when this happend but her injuries didn't look
like they came from an animal, she had holes in her body that almost went trough her entire body and the space
around those holes was black. She is luckily still alive but still
this wasn't supposed to happen and this definetly makes everything even more confusing

The name

It's weird that we didn't include this earlier but the name of this city isn't Wimble Dimble, it's just WD.
The people that live here thought that just WD was boring and they came up
with their own names and so Wimble Dimble has kind off became the offical name and while it sounds stupid it
is definetly better than Walross Dicksucking (who the fuck even thought of that one)

20th May 2025

we are going to send Jonathan to the forest to see if he'll comeback
Update May 22nd, we send him there with a walkie talkie and he is still doing fine
as it seems but it seems he found some intersting things there so he will hopefully be back tommorow.

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